FOR HOMESTUCK ONLY!
You are SMILE BRAGADSKIA, and you live here. You really have NO IDEA of where the heck you live, because you simply DON'T CARE. And god, you're darned thirsty. This happens a lot, and this is because you have some disease that one of your BATSHIT CRAZY ASSED UNCLES came up with. It's called, I NEED TO PEE Syndrome, and yes, you are being totally serious with that, I NEED TO PEE, comment. Completely. Oh? Reader whats to know about BATSHIT CRAZY ASSED UNCLES? Oh, okay. You have to get to the Kitchen anyway, and your BATSHIT CRAZY UNCLES tend to hang out there. In a way, like a possie... Just waiting.. For you to come and get a glass of fucking water. You used to have servants, because your mother is just DAMN SCARY LIKE THAT, but they tried to go outside. And, lets just say that there is a lot of red on your doors and windows. You blink. Hey! You think, I can ask my brother to get me some water! You think, and smile. You stand, and rush